Dec. 4, 2024

Journey to Agatha's Lair and the Secrets Beyond

Journey to Agatha's Lair and the Secrets Beyond
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Season 2

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We return with camaraderie and dice in hand to explore the evolving world of Phandalin. Our shared passion for Dungeons & Dragons remains a constant as we navigate reclaimed territories and puzzle over the ever-enigmatic cistern. This episode recounts our escapades at Tresendar Manor—now the wonderfully quirky Bemblebomble B&B—complete with heroic rescues and goblin management hiccups. Rediscover the joy of reuniting with friends amidst the chaos of distinguishing allies from foes, all while Theo Pimble and Droop the goblin continue to steal the show.

It's time for character development as we journey back to Phandalin with a strategic twist. Our monk faces the age-old dilemma: Way of the Open Hand or Way of the Four Elements? The choice made unlocks fierce new abilities like Fangs of the Fire Snake and Fist of Unbroken Air, adding a fiery flair to our adventure. Meanwhile, the world of cantrips opens up for our Pact of the Tome caster, with spells like Guidance and Vicious Mockery adding to the mix. From pop culture references to hilarious marketing mishaps, this chapter is a joyous celebration of character progression.

The path ahead brims with mystery and humor as we plot our next steps in Phandalin. Balancing quests like the search for the Banshee Agatha and the elusive Wave Echo Cave, we're kept on our toes by NPC antics and our own humorous attempts at negotiation. Then, it's off to Agatha's lair, where we barter for knowledge with a spectral twist. With tales of musical magic, whimsical wardrobe changes, and an unforgettable journey back to Phandalin, join us for a rollicking ride through fantasy, friendship, and the unpredictable world of role-playing games.

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Chapters

01:12 - Reunited for Dungeons & Dragons

11:00 - Character Leveling and Ability Selection

21:34 - Leveling Up and Choosing Cantrips

30:20 - Planning Adventures in Phandalin

40:41 - Preparations for Agatha's Lair

52:44 - Meeting the Banshee Agatha

01:02:32 - Trade for Information With the Banshee

Transcript
WEBVTT

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welcome back everyone finally.

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Long, long break, long hiatus, welcome back to legends, loot and lore.

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Yay Woo, so it's been a while.

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So we, we, we posted the five hour mega episode recently, yeah, but there we had taken a long break.

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Catherine, would you like to address?

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why we're taking a long break.

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Why we took a long break.

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Yes, we were on a break.

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Andrew and I are on a permanent break.

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Yeah, so andrew and I are getting divorced yes, we are but uh still best friends yes, yes, we are all good and definitely still doing podcasts together definitely podcasting together still yeah, definitely co-parenting cats together.

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yes, yes, all five of them, definitely.

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Six now.

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Well, six now, yes, and definitely still seeing each other pretty regularly.

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Yes.

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So yeah.

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As we navigate this new dynamic in our relationship.

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Yeah, but we've known each other for 22 years.

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Sure have.

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I don't think either one of us is getting rid of the other anytime soon.

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No, no, we're not.

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So in today's episode we have three things to do.

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We're going to since it's been quite some time since these three have gotten together to play we're going to do a little bit of a recap of what happened in the in the past, Refresh everybody's memory.

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We have a level up to do of our characters.

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So I think we're going from level two to level three, if I recall correctly, and then, if time permits, we will get back to the adventure and see what's happening in Phandalin, after you reclaimed the Tresendre Manor, the future home of the Bembo Bombo B&B.

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Oh man, I got to get the Zanros voice back.

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Yeah, you do, yeah, I do.

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You got to work on that, okay, like butter darling.

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Maybe not that deep.

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I probably wouldn't be free.

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If you did that, could you imagine if I sounded like that?

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Now, just rebranding, I'm rebranding Xanros.

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Who is that?

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Somewhere the voice for Xanros changed?

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Did you see that Maybe Catherine was replaced by a doppelganger?

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That's right.

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Yeah, I'm an alien, I'm just's right.

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Yeah, I'm an alien, I'm just making shit up.

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Now I'm an alien.

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You are an alien, I am an alien.

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That would explain so much.

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Anyway, yes, so let's go back to the, let's go to a fabulous recap.

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Okay, so I'm going to preface this by saying only one of the three of us has listened to the five hour episode, and it's me, but but all three of you played it.

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So hopefully, hopefully, you have I know right.

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It was like six months ago, it's been about that long, so so if you recall you were, you were in trisender manor yes I'm sorry, I think you mean the Bumble, bumble, b&b.

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That's correct.

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They're back, she's back.

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I'm back, baby.

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So you cleared out so a couple of things.

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So there was the cistern.

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We were obsessed with the cistern.

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That was.

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It was like my wanted MacGuffin or something like that, I don't know.

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It's like I know there's a secret here somewhere right, there's got to be something to it.

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Nobody just has a cistern the secret was there was no secret and now everybody has cisterns, because it's the thing that's right.

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So you made it past the non-magical, ordinary cistern.

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Thank God, barely, barely made it past that.

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You went through.

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You went into the crypt.

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There were a couple sarcophagi and sarcophagals.

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Sarcophagals.

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There, yep, you rescued the woman and her kids yes and Theo Pimble is, if you recall is, still with you, I think damn it, theo Pimble.

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He is, and now he's with Droop.

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Which one is Droop?

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Droop was the, wasn't he a goblin?

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Droop the goblin wasn't he a goblin, droop the goblin?

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Wasn't he a?

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goblin.

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Let's go back to our notes.

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I'm going to my notes Go to the notes Greska's Fresca.

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Yes, it's Fresca, he was a goblin.

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And now a short interlude from Greska's.

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Fresca, he was a goblin who was in the room with the bugbears, I think, and then he didn't want trouble.

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So he and Theo Pimble are the ones moving the bodies around and stuff.

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Got it they're dragging the bodies in for Sarnak, sarnak, the Sarlacc.

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It might also be Karnak Karnak the Nothic.

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For some reason, he gives us an answer and we don't know the question yet.

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That's right yeah.

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Kind of got to work on this relationship.

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Oh my.

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God, we're really in trouble if there's ever a shortage of envelopes in family.

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Yes, absolutely.

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We agreed with Sar Sarnak that.

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Uh, that I know.

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Now I keep wanting to call him Sarlacc like he's in a Sarlacc pit.

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Yes, um, it's okay.

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Most days I can't even get my own character's name straight, so it's okay.

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That's fair Um the ever changing Mm Equium or Robbie Equium.

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Arabiana Fabricadabra.

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Oh, look at.

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Fable, they're so sick of our.

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Fable's not even awake yet, so give them a break.

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Fable has not woken up.

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They said D&D started at 10.

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I live next door.

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I set my alarm for 945.

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Exactly Okay, so we told Sarnak if they're wearing a red cloak.

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Yes, their food, they're edible.

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If they're not wearing a red cloak, they're a guest.

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Don't eat them Right.

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We seem to have an understanding with Sarnak.

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I think Sarnak was really just looking for a friend Sarnak was just lonely.

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And then I took some wood and some bugbear blood and wrote a few signs indicating the future home of the Bumble.

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Bumble B&B?

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Yes indeed, and that red brands need not apply.

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And then we decided that we weren't going to go back to the pub.

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We were going to let the red brands come back to the Chisender Manor and let Sarnak have them if they're that stupid and they probably are.

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Anything else we did in there?

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We did not decide where we were going next.

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We took out Glass Staff.

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Oh yeah.

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You took out Glass Staff, you took out basically everybody in there that could have provided any sort of valuable information as to where you might want to go next.

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Oops, just saying.

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Kill first, ask questions later, isn't that?

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why we have a dungeon master.

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That's right, you get us where we need to go, buddy.

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I am going to railroad you right to the next place.

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Get us where we need to go, buddy.

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I am going to railroad you right to the next place, having somebody.

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If we're going to play the way we're playing, maybe what your underlying suggestion is at least have another player that can speak with the dead.

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Speak with dead might be very helpful for a group of murder.

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Hobos.

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Absolutely, that should be rule number one.

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Sorry, buddy, that's going to leave a mark.

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Oh, you're dead.

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Oh damn, I'm supposed to get directions from this guy.

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Bring in the wizard.

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It's still the spider right, you're still looking for the spider.

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We're still trying to find what's his name.

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You know the guy oh, gundren Rockseeker.

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You're still looking for Gundren Rockseeker.

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We have to go back to Sister G Gariel.

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Sister G gave Dal a quest to find somebody.

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Banshee, yes, the Banshee of Indusheron Woo.

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Fable remembered.

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This episode brought to you by the Banshee, Banshees of Indusheron.

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Banshees of Indusheron.

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Really a funny movie actually though Very, very good.

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Highly recommend it.

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See a review on the next episode.

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Yeah, so there's the Banshee.

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See a review on the next episode.

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Yeah, so, so there's the Banshee there.

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There are other places to explore, so I think I'll just, I'll, just, I'll just assume that when you talk to remember Sildar Howlwinter, the guy that you rescued previously, who was staying at the I don't know where, oh, he was at the town hall.

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He was staying in the inn because he was hosting the end, he was staying at the inn.

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Yeah, I always think it's funny how player characters get a night of rest and they can heal up and bing.

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They're like just back to normal.

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But Sildar needs like weeks, player characters get a night of rest and they can heal up.

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Bing.

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They're like just back to normal, but Sildar needs like weeks.

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Npcs have a bad health plan?

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They really do, anyway.

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So you had left Trescender Manor, aka the future home of the Bumble Bumble B&B, had we though?

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Yeah, you were headed out, you were headed out.

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Well, we were headed out, but we hadn't actually gone anywhere.

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You haven't gone anywhere.

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Passage under Granville yes.

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Correct, yes.

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Being let out.

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Correct.

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You were directed out through the passageway heading toward the town of Phandalin.

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We followed the enchanted glowing red sign that said exit.

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That's right.

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So you were heading back to Phandalin after you left the Trescender Manor.

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So at this point, before we proceed and figure out where we want to go next, we do need to level up your characters.

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Figure out how to do this again.

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Did we do?

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Did we start out doing xp or just it's?

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milestone, so you want to.

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I don't know how to do this, okay did you click it?

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I did, and now I'm in here okay, okay, hang on, let me go to your character sheet.

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I made it three.

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Okay.

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So now you go to?

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Okay.

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So you went manage, manage character and levels.

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Yeah, Okay, so you changed it to level three.

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Yes, so now you'll notice, if you scroll down a little bit, notice how there's one that's highlighted in blue that says monastic tradition.

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I see it.

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That is one of your new features.

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Oh what are these?

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Did I get anything new?

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I don't think I did.

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Oh, so you have to choose a.

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Oh, I don't know what these are.

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We'll work on one at a time.

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So we'll work on Zanros, so you have to choose.

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You've got a whole bunch of options here.

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Now you want to stick with the I think, the expanded rules that's what I was going to go with, so no, I'm sorry, you want to stick with the 2014 core huh core rules.

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Then what is that?

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Because all I've got in here is it says choose an option, and then it says expanded rules, and then there's an option that says critical role.

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That's all I've got.

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Oh, you don't have the 2014 core rules in there.

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Interesting.

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It says way of mercy, way of the ascendant dragon, way of the astral self, way of the drunken master, way of the Kensei, way of the long death, way of the astral self, way of the drunken master, way of the Kensei, way of the long death, way of the sun soul, and then, under critical role, it's way of the cobalt soul Can you scroll at all?

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No, that's strange.

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I don't know what to tell you.

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Because under yours I can see the core, Because there's the way of the shadow, the way of the core.

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Oh, it says.

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Looking for something not on the list below?

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Unlock all official options in the marketplace.

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No, you shouldn't have to do that.

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Well, I don't know.

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You can look at my computer.

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I'm going to look at your computer.

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Okay, oh, they're there.

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They weren't there before.

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I swear to you it was not there.

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It wasn't there.

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I believe it.

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It literally went right from expanded rules to critical role.

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Okay, so I'm doing way of shadow, way of the four elements, or way of the open hand.

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I think you can do the expanded.

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We'll do the expanded or the core rules.

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This is so many things to look up.

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So try like for me, one of the good ones is way of the open hand.

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Okay, what is that?

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Well, if you click on it, oh does it tell you?

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It'll give you the explanation.

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It.

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Well, if you click on it, oh, does it tell you.

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It'll give you the explanation.

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It doesn't.

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Yes, but you'll notice it now.

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You'll see down below it says open hand.

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I see techniques.

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Hand technique.

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Starting when you choose this tradition.

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At third level, you can manipulate your enemy's ki when you harness your own.

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Whenever you hit a creature with one of the attacks granted by your flurry of blows, you can impose one of the following effects on that target Must succeed on a dexterity saving throw or be knocked prone.

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Must make a strength saving throw.

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If it fails, you can push it up to 15 feet away from you.

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Can't take reactions until the end of your next turn.

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Okay.

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And so if you go back up and you pick another one, it'll give you an explanation on that one as well.

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Yeah, I want to see what the Way of the Four Elements does.

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Ooh, you get all sorts of options on this.

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I'm going, you're taking which?

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I'm taking the Disciple of the Elements.

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Disciple of the Elements.

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Oh, I'm sorry, it's Way of the Four Elements.

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Way of the Four Ele, way of the four elements.

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Okay, so you're choosing way of the four elements yep because you're a monk.

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So that's yes.

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Let's refresh everybody's memory you're a monk I am a monk, so you're gonna take way of the four elements, and then what are you?

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What are the sub choices to that?

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okay, so there's the elemental disciplines.

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You get two choices.

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Yes.

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I am taking fangs of the fire snake when you would use the attack action on your turn.

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You can spend one key point to cause tendrils of flame to stretch out from your fists and feet.

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Your reach, with your unarmed strike, increases by 10 feet for that action as well as the rest of the turn.

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A hit with such an attack deals fire damage instead of bludgeoning damage, and if you spend one key point when the attack hits, it also deals an extra 1d10 fire damage.

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Wow, I am also taking yes fist of unbroken air.

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You can create a blast of compressed air that strikes like a mighty fist.

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As an action, you can spend two key points and choose a creature within 30 feet of you.

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That creature must make a strength-saving throw.

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On a failed save, the creature takes 3d10 bludgeoning damage, plus an extra 1d10 bludgeoning damage for each additional key point you spend and you can push the creature up to 20 feet away from you and knock it prone.

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On a successful save, the creature takes half as much damage and you don't push it or knock it prone.

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Wow, and what's the other thing that you get as part of level three?

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Is it deflect missiles?

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Hold on, I'm not sure.

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Where do I see that?

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It should be in your list of abilities there.

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Yes, deflect missiles.

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Starting at third level, you can use your reaction to deflect or catch the missile when you are hit by a ranged weapon attack.

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When you do so, the damage you take from the attack is reduced by 1d10 plus your dexterity modifier, plus your monk level.

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If you reduce the damage to zero, you can catch the missile if it is small enough for you to hold in one hand and you have at least one hand free hand and you have at least one hand free.

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If you catch a missile in this way, you can spend one key point to make a ranged attack with the weapon or piece of ammunition you just caught.

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As part of the same reaction you can make.

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You make this attack with proficiency, regardless of your weapon proficiencies, and the missile counts as a monk weapon for the attack, which has a normal range of 20 feet and a long range of 60 feet.

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Wow, right on rock and roll.

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Okay.

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Nanos is tiny but mighty.

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Yes, yes, she is All right.

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So that's, that's upgrading your character.

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Yep.

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Huzzah.

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All right, let's, let let's level up Equium.

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So what are you?

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So?

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I, so I.

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At third level being a warlock.

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Yes.

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I get a packed boon Not Pat Boon, by the way, oh no, pat Boon.

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That'd be amazing.

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You have a.

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Pat Boon.

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I summon Pat Boon.

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That'd be amazing.

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Oh man, you have a Pat Boone.

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I summon Pat Boone.

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That'd be amazing.

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Oh man, alternate rules on Legends, lute and Lore, oh God, kind of like you put the $500 in the middle of Monopoly and that sort of thing.

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Just homebrew rules and you get a Pat Boone as a familiar.

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That'd be fantastic.

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So, yes, your packed, packed.

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My packed boon.

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Boon.

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So at third level, your otherworldly patron bestows a gift upon you for your loyal service.

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You gain one of the following features of your choice.

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You can choose packed of the blade, packed of the chain, packed of the talisman and packed of the blade, pact of the chain, pact of the talisman and pact of the tome.

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So really, pact of the blade is very good for warlocks overall because you can use your action to create a packed weapon in your empty hand and it takes the form of a melee weapon.

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Um, or you can transform a magic weapon in your possession into your packed weapon and basically it's kept in an extra dimensional space that you can basically grab it and interesting so that's always very interesting to me because it's one of the um, one of the betters.

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I won't I won't read the whole thing, but the, the pact of the betters.

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I won't read the whole thing, but the Pact of the Chain gives you essentially it gives you a familiar and it doesn't count against your spells known.

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You cast the spell, you choose one of the normal forms of your familiar or one of the following special forms is an Imp, a Pseudodragon, a Quazit or a Sprite, and you can forego your own action and allow the familiar to take an attack with its reaction.

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Pact of the Talisman gives you an amulet or talisman that can aid the wearer when the need is great.

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I'm just giving you the condensed version.

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Or now, this is Pact of the Blade and Pact of the Tome are the ones that interest me the most, because in Pact of the Tome your patron gives you a grimoire called the Book of Shadows.

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When you gain this feature, you choose three cantrips from any class spell list, a grimoire called the book of shadows.

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When you gain this feature, you choose three cantrips from any class spell list and they needn't be from the same list.

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While the book is on your person, you can cast three of those.

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You can cast those cantrips at will and they do not count against your number of cantrips known, fascinating, excellent so which one did you actually choose, james?

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your number of cantrips known Fascinating, excellent, so which one did you actually choose, james?

00:20:08.027 --> 00:20:12.123
I don't know yet.

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You don't know yet.

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Okay, the fairest thing I can say is I don't know yet.

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No, because as a so Ikum's strength lies in his casting, so giving him three more cantrips to cast pretty amazing.

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Versus.

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You know I'm always playing against the strength.

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So if I'm using a blade, you know your strength is, you know, added into that obviously, and you know I don't want to heal opponents because that's where my strength is an open hand attack is technically healing because it's minus like it's damaging me was that a fly now.

00:20:59.782 --> 00:21:18.252
That's a big fly oh my so my thought is, I'm gonna take extra spells right take the pact of the tome and and acquire the book of shadows, which gives me um now.

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The interesting thing is now I have to pick three cantrips for right any any class.

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So um what I will do is I will pick.

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You want to think about that.

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I'll think about that, you think about that.

00:21:35.009 --> 00:21:40.648
Let's go to Fable and then we'll review the cantrips that you have chosen.

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Fabulous Fable, hello.

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Have chosen.

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Fabulous fable, hello.

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so have you been thinking about how you're gonna level up dow.

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I could just be looking at this wrong, but I leveled dow up and I don't have any like third level thing going on unless I'm just not looking at it right.

00:22:14.723 --> 00:22:15.005
So what's your?

00:22:15.005 --> 00:22:17.852
What class are you?

00:22:17.852 --> 00:22:23.636
Cleric, you're a cleric, so you get additional spell slots.

00:22:23.636 --> 00:22:27.020
Okay, it's like, all you get Fun.

00:22:27.020 --> 00:22:34.053
Okay, so you get the second level spell slots and an additional first level spell slot.

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That's all you get.

00:22:35.469 --> 00:22:45.554
Cool, yeah, all right, so you're all set now I'm sorry.

00:22:45.733 --> 00:22:46.034
Yes.

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Awesome, James.

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Have you figured out your cantrips?

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Fabulous.

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What have you chosen?

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I have chosen a little smorgasbord, so guidance.

00:23:06.814 --> 00:23:10.531
The pact of the tome, so guidance.

00:23:12.131 --> 00:23:12.913
And what does guidance do?

00:23:12.913 --> 00:23:15.030
Briefly, Guidance.

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You touch one willing creature once before the spell ends.

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The target can roll a d4 and add that number to one ability check of its choice.

00:23:24.454 --> 00:23:28.790
It can die before or after making the ability check.

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The spell then ends fabulous the next will be thaumaturgy.

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Oh thaumaturgy.

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please, please, please, please, tell us what thaumaturgy is you thaumaturgy, please, please, please, please tell us what thaumaturgy is you manifest a minor wonder within range.

00:23:43.348 --> 00:23:45.815
Small wonder, do you remember that show?

00:23:45.855 --> 00:23:46.656
That was a great show.

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One of the effects below within range If you cast this spell multiple times, you can have up to three of its one-minute effects.

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Ooh, at a time Fabulous.

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So altered eyes.

00:24:03.778 --> 00:24:08.028
You alter the appearance of your eyes for one minute I'll give you the star trek eyes like that, lit up by like right right, right.

00:24:08.048 --> 00:24:20.057
That's what I'm going for awesome booming voice booming voice up to three times as loud as normal for one minute it gives you advantage on charisma, intimidation checks, uhation checks, fireplay.

00:24:20.057 --> 00:24:24.411
You cause fire flames to flicker, brighten, dim or change color for one minute.

00:24:24.411 --> 00:24:29.113
Invisible hand Might be an HR issue.

00:24:29.113 --> 00:24:34.692
You instantly cause an unlocked door or window to fly open or slam shut.

00:24:34.692 --> 00:24:36.871
Nice Phantom sound.

00:24:36.891 --> 00:24:38.074
Okay, there, matt Lauer, wow.

00:24:40.319 --> 00:24:41.362
Wow, wow, phantom Sound.

00:24:41.362 --> 00:24:42.023
Okay there, matt Lauer.

00:24:42.023 --> 00:24:44.544
Wow, wow, wow.

00:24:47.538 --> 00:24:48.884
I totally get that reference.

00:24:48.884 --> 00:24:50.672
I'm like oh my god.

00:24:53.993 --> 00:24:55.136
Definitely an HR issue.

00:24:56.430 --> 00:24:58.269
Definitely an HR issue Phantom Sound.

00:24:58.288 --> 00:25:00.545
You create an instantaneous sound that originates From the point of your choice, Definitely an HR Phantom sound.

00:25:00.545 --> 00:25:12.332
You create an instantaneous sound that originates from the point of your choice within range, such as a rumble of thunder, a cry of a raven or ominous whispers and tremors.

00:25:12.332 --> 00:25:15.273
You cause harmless tremors in the ground for one minute.

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And because it's Equium.

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Yes, I have chosen Vicious's Equium.

00:25:20.042 --> 00:25:23.233
Yes, I have chosen Vicious Mockery.

00:25:23.615 --> 00:25:24.096
Nice.

00:25:25.582 --> 00:25:26.305
Fantastic.

00:25:27.048 --> 00:25:27.791
And yeah.

00:25:28.224 --> 00:25:38.215
So, james, in the words of an old, wise man, you have chosen wisely.

00:25:41.008 --> 00:25:42.155
Fable won't get that reference.

00:25:42.618 --> 00:25:43.525
Fable doesn't watch movies.

00:25:43.545 --> 00:25:44.790
You call the dog Indiana.

00:25:47.047 --> 00:25:49.768
Your name is Henry Henry Henry.

00:25:49.867 --> 00:25:54.693
Jones Jr, very dangerous, you go first.

00:25:57.988 --> 00:25:58.611
Indiana Jones.

00:26:04.970 --> 00:26:05.250
Snakes.

00:26:05.250 --> 00:26:06.494
Why does it have to be snakes?

00:26:09.616 --> 00:26:10.105
He is amazing.

00:26:10.105 --> 00:26:14.267
Have you watched Shrinking On?

00:26:14.307 --> 00:26:14.487
Apple.

00:26:14.508 --> 00:26:16.032
TV Plus, it's so good.

00:26:17.869 --> 00:26:19.516
Harrison Ford is remarkably funny.

00:26:19.946 --> 00:26:22.845
Harrison Ford is remarkably funny, harrison Ford is very funny.

00:26:23.185 --> 00:26:27.894
There is a interview with him on the Graham Norton show.

00:26:28.375 --> 00:26:29.759
Oh boy, I may have seen it.

00:26:32.569 --> 00:26:33.010
It's Ryan.

00:26:35.736 --> 00:26:36.657
Reynolds Gosling.

00:26:36.898 --> 00:26:45.574
Philadelphia it was definitely Ryan Gosling because it was when they did blade runner 2040.

00:26:45.634 --> 00:26:45.954
Ah, okay.

00:26:46.736 --> 00:26:49.900
And uh, he, he is, he's hilarious.

00:26:49.900 --> 00:26:57.852
He is, and I think, the only- the only way Harrison Ford is funnier is when Mark Hamill is impersonating Harrison.

00:26:58.112 --> 00:27:04.920
Oh yeah, it's even funnier, yeah, cause it's just like yeah absolutely All right.

00:27:04.920 --> 00:27:06.382
Fantastic.

00:27:06.382 --> 00:27:11.267
I don't know what's going on over here, so everybody's leveled up.

00:27:11.267 --> 00:27:14.792
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:27:14.792 --> 00:27:18.318
Fan Fantastic, fan Dalen Fantastic.

00:27:18.318 --> 00:27:20.553
That was coming, the fantastic, fan Dalen Fantastic.

00:27:20.553 --> 00:27:20.997
Phandalin Fantastic.

00:27:20.997 --> 00:27:21.781
I knew that was coming, the Fantastic.

00:27:21.821 --> 00:27:23.770
Phandalin His band, the Fabulous.

00:27:25.464 --> 00:27:28.734
Everything's fantastic in Phandalin.

00:27:28.734 --> 00:27:30.829
I'm going to write them a jingle.

00:27:30.829 --> 00:27:35.634
Okay, do you remember the Pompton Lakes Business District?

00:27:35.653 --> 00:27:36.175
I sure do.

00:27:36.484 --> 00:27:39.849
Spend a little and save a lot Anyway.

00:27:41.791 --> 00:27:47.058
They were really trying to make the Pompton lakes the Pompton lakes business district was really trying to be a thing.

00:27:47.819 --> 00:27:48.221
It's better.

00:27:48.221 --> 00:27:54.232
It's it's way better than than this, than the hack and sack business district.

00:27:54.232 --> 00:27:57.872
Oh, the sack, the sack, come down to the sack.

00:27:57.872 --> 00:28:03.272
I'm like that's, that's how you're marketing your shopping district in Hackensack, new Jersey.

00:28:03.272 --> 00:28:05.798
The sack, come to the sack.

00:28:05.798 --> 00:28:10.787
Like literally, they had billboards Billboards that said come to the sack, like it was just like.

00:28:10.787 --> 00:28:17.471
I'm like it was just like they spent money on this and someone greenlit this.

00:28:17.471 --> 00:28:18.789
That's like the worst thing.

00:28:18.789 --> 00:28:20.317
Like who was like that's it.

00:28:20.317 --> 00:28:21.587
That's where the money is right.

00:28:21.587 --> 00:28:23.385
There, the money's in the sack.

00:28:23.405 --> 00:28:24.411
The money's in the sack.

00:28:24.411 --> 00:28:28.738
No, the money's in the banana stand.

00:28:29.105 --> 00:28:30.873
Yeah, there's always money in the banana stands.

00:28:30.873 --> 00:28:33.548
Poor Fable.

00:28:33.548 --> 00:28:41.031
So many references they're not going to get that one was Arrested Development Alright.

00:28:45.708 --> 00:28:49.646
Are we ready for some adventure?

00:28:49.646 --> 00:28:51.605
Yes, okay.

00:28:51.605 --> 00:29:02.314
Adventure awaits let's adventure to the lovely town of Fandale Is that?

00:29:02.314 --> 00:29:03.036
Is that where you're?

00:29:03.036 --> 00:29:05.471
I mean, do you want to go back into Fandale?

00:29:05.471 --> 00:29:10.369
I guess, or what would you like to do?

00:29:10.390 --> 00:29:10.951
We're going to go.

00:29:14.126 --> 00:29:15.211
A lady that ran the.

00:29:15.211 --> 00:29:21.653
She's the lady that wanted mining.

00:29:21.653 --> 00:29:29.335
Yeah, she's the lady that wanted the mining yeah uh, but didn't we decide?

00:29:29.375 --> 00:29:35.613
we didn't want to tell her that we killed him oh yeah, we didn't want to tell her, that's right uh, was that halia thornton?

00:29:35.692 --> 00:29:41.465
yes, okay, yeah, but we decided when I start thinking about it, and, ellen, I can only think of harvin western.

00:29:41.465 --> 00:29:44.490
Yeah, the fact that I just punch him in the face.

00:29:45.593 --> 00:30:07.005
That's me, that's my issue all right, so you're not going to tell Haleah, whatever her name is no, okay, excellent.

00:30:07.005 --> 00:30:17.961
So as a little bit of a refresher, she was offering you money to capture Glass Staff.

00:30:17.961 --> 00:30:23.316
We kind of blew that too so and bring any correspondence found in his quarters, Whoops To capture glass staff and and bring any correspondence found in his quarters.

00:30:23.635 --> 00:30:23.896
Whoops.

00:30:25.178 --> 00:30:30.349
Was, it was the request, all right, so so you're not telling Haleah, haleah.

00:30:31.372 --> 00:30:31.772
Hey you.

00:30:33.696 --> 00:30:37.489
Yeah, hey, hey, it's the monkeys, so you're not telling her that that you.

00:30:38.130 --> 00:30:38.932
You're not monkey.

00:30:42.939 --> 00:30:49.954
Fabulous, okay, so a couple things.

00:30:49.954 --> 00:30:52.378
That's right.

00:30:52.378 --> 00:31:04.589
He's going to be at the you could find out when the last train to Clarksville is oh my God, and maybe get out of Phandalin Mickey's playing at the Bergen County.

00:31:06.009 --> 00:31:07.192
He's the last remaining monkey.

00:31:07.453 --> 00:31:10.813
Mickey Dolenz Milking it for all it's worth.

00:31:12.309 --> 00:31:12.673
Might as well.

00:31:12.673 --> 00:31:16.730
So, because he's the only one left, does he have on the marquee?

00:31:16.730 --> 00:31:17.691
Does it say monkeys?

00:31:17.691 --> 00:31:18.878
But the S is crossed out.

00:31:19.260 --> 00:31:20.046
Ah, monkey, too soon.

00:31:20.046 --> 00:31:20.385
Does he like?

00:31:20.405 --> 00:31:30.156
have like on the marquee, does it say monkeys, but the s is crossed out ah monkey, I don't think it's too soon okay, so, okay, so let's, let's, let's talk about this.

00:31:30.196 --> 00:31:35.932
So so you've got, you've got many places to go, you've got your maps of fandale in front of you.

00:31:35.932 --> 00:31:45.153
So I think staying at the Stonehill Inn was Sildar Hallwinter, yes, but he had set up.

00:31:45.153 --> 00:31:53.647
He had set up kind of a spot to work at the Townmaster's Hall At a WeWork.

00:31:53.647 --> 00:31:55.575
There's a WeWork in the Townmaster's Hall.

00:31:58.145 --> 00:31:59.465
Okay, let's go with it.

00:31:59.465 --> 00:32:14.490
I'm just laughing because I'm looking at harvin wester's home and I immediately want to go and toss another egg at him terrible hate that guy burn it down I wish to do damage to his domicile with vicious mockery.

00:32:14.770 --> 00:32:22.858
Yes, absolutely, yes, absolutely, anyway, so you've got.

00:32:22.858 --> 00:32:23.398
So you already.

00:32:23.398 --> 00:32:24.840
You've talked to sister Gary L.

00:32:24.840 --> 00:32:34.692
Yeah, she wants you to go find the Banshee Agatha all along and ask her about.

00:32:34.711 --> 00:32:35.353
I haven't watched it.

00:32:35.353 --> 00:32:36.634
No spoilers, thank you, okay.

00:32:37.095 --> 00:32:38.416
No spoilers, we're not all the way through.

00:32:38.416 --> 00:32:39.097
We haven't finished it.

00:32:39.117 --> 00:32:40.480
Fable's the only one who's finished it.

00:32:43.506 --> 00:32:44.587
Have you watched all of Agatha all along.

00:32:44.587 --> 00:32:49.394
I can't watch anything because I have no time, but I obsessively read about it.

00:32:50.296 --> 00:32:51.176
I love Aubrey Plaza.

00:32:54.846 --> 00:33:02.259
I've heard so if you watch the whole thing, like if you binge it, are you having an Agathon?

00:33:02.259 --> 00:33:11.798
Just, I have a lot of questions yes, so that's your.

00:33:11.859 --> 00:33:12.881
That's one quest.

00:33:12.881 --> 00:33:14.364
I'm just gonna just keep going.

00:33:14.364 --> 00:33:15.326
I'm just gonna keep rolling with this.

00:33:16.086 --> 00:33:18.653
So you're killing me.

00:33:18.653 --> 00:33:21.218
That's why I went back into my quiet position away from the mic.

00:33:21.218 --> 00:33:23.230
It's like get in there.00:33:23.230 --> 00:33:24.694


Boom Dropped a little grenade.00:33:25.986 --> 00:33:27.775


Like a George Costanza Leave on a high note.00:33:27.775 --> 00:33:32.372


Thank you, Ladies and gentlemen you're only remember.00:33:32.874 --> 00:33:33.474


Try your waitress.00:33:33.474 --> 00:33:33.875


Tip the veal.00:33:37.766 --> 00:33:38.948


So other things, other things.00:33:38.948 --> 00:33:43.236


Sildar still wants you to find Gundren right.00:33:43.256 --> 00:33:45.099


Yes, okay.00:33:45.099 --> 00:33:50.551


So we've got Banshee, we've got Gundren.00:33:50.551 --> 00:33:53.633


Are we supposed to go after the spider?00:33:54.566 --> 00:33:57.075


You're still, you're still looking for the spider.00:33:57.075 --> 00:34:03.115


You know, you know the spider is somewhere.00:34:03.115 --> 00:34:07.512


I don't know if you know exactly where.00:34:07.945 --> 00:34:09.552


We knew that he was in Craig Ma Castle.00:34:09.552 --> 00:34:11.224


We just don't know where Craig Ma Castle is.00:34:11.945 --> 00:34:20.338


Well, you know, well, you know, the Craig Ma Goblins are at Craig Ma Castle, but you don't know where, where the spider is.00:34:20.338 --> 00:34:28.846


Yet I don't believe oh, okay, I do have you just, you just know that he may be there, I believe, if I recall correctly, or what do you have?00:34:28.846 --> 00:34:31.112


Okay, so you have a note on this I have notes.00:34:31.273 --> 00:34:32.054


I mean literally.00:34:32.054 --> 00:34:43.860


My notes are from june 1st, so we are talking six months yes, six all I wrote down was phan, delver pact and wave echo cave ah, the wave.00:34:43.900 --> 00:34:45.927


Okay, so you did know about the wave echo cave.00:34:45.927 --> 00:34:50.318


Okay, so I believe spider the spider is at the wave echo cave.00:34:50.318 --> 00:34:55.447


However, I don't believe you yet know where the wave echo cave is correct so on the map.00:34:55.447 --> 00:35:06.934


So on the map, the giant map in front of you of all of the whole area, will show you where the Wave Echo Cave is.00:35:06.934 --> 00:35:09.695


However, it is unbeknownst to you.00:35:10.117 --> 00:35:11.436


Only knownst to the map.00:35:12.197 --> 00:35:16.079


Knownst on the map but unbeknownst to you and there's Agatha's lair all along.00:35:16.079 --> 00:35:16.500


There it is.00:35:16.500 --> 00:35:17.681


Do we have to walk down the witch's?00:35:18.121 --> 00:35:21.822


road you do have to walk down the witch's is.00:35:21.822 --> 00:35:23.523


Do we have to walk down the witch's road?00:35:23.543 --> 00:35:24.465


You do have to walk down the witch's road.00:35:24.465 --> 00:35:27.266


Do we have to sing about the?00:35:27.286 --> 00:35:29.449


witch's road.00:35:29.449 --> 00:35:30.130


There you have it.00:35:30.130 --> 00:35:36.255


So you need to go down the witch's road, which I think is I don't know what is that on the.00:35:36.255 --> 00:35:46.938


You have to go down the Tribor Trail, aka the Witch's Road to Agatha's Lair.00:35:46.938 --> 00:35:49.932


You could talk to the town master if you want.00:35:49.932 --> 00:35:54.369


He may have some.00:35:55.753 --> 00:35:56.454


My best friend.00:35:56.635 --> 00:35:57.396


Your best friend Carmen.00:35:57.416 --> 00:36:03.411


Wester Love that guy.00:36:06.474 --> 00:36:11.820


So there may be some other options on the job board.00:36:11.820 --> 00:36:23.913


So if you're looking for things to do, there may be some jobs on the job board by the, by the town master's hall.00:36:23.913 --> 00:36:26.608


If you're looking for other things to do, otherwise you have.00:36:26.608 --> 00:36:28.458


You've got a couple things to do.00:36:28.458 --> 00:36:33.224


You can go to the Cragmaw Castle and still be on the search for Gundren.00:36:33.224 --> 00:36:38.025


You can go, especially Dal.00:36:38.025 --> 00:36:41.516


You can figure out what the Banshee has for Dal.00:36:41.516 --> 00:36:49.351


The Banshee has something, but you don't know what that is.00:36:51.135 --> 00:36:52.344


I mean never split the party.00:36:52.344 --> 00:36:53.630


So where Dal goes.00:36:54.552 --> 00:37:00.398


I'm just saying that's more specific to Dal split it three ways.00:37:00.398 --> 00:37:02.630


Let's do that.00:37:02.630 --> 00:37:05.871


We will have multiple.00:37:05.871 --> 00:37:16.197


It'll be like a Pulp Fiction kind of bouncing back and forth between all these stories and they will all somehow come together for one mega story.00:37:16.197 --> 00:37:18.992


It will all come together in the end.00:37:18.992 --> 00:37:21.052


I don't know how, but we'll see.00:37:21.967 --> 00:37:27.293


Well, I have a player from the 80s who's still waiting for their turn to come back because they split the party.00:37:27.554 --> 00:37:28.016


Fabulous.00:37:28.317 --> 00:37:33.851


Yeah, they just decided and I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to handle this first.00:37:34.452 --> 00:37:34.693


Nice.00:37:36.592 --> 00:37:37.677


You didn't want to go the way you went.00:37:38.244 --> 00:37:42.067


Okay, knock yourself out, all right, so.00:37:42.067 --> 00:37:44.956


So, what would you all like to do?00:37:44.956 --> 00:37:46.632


You've got, you've got your map of fan down.00:37:46.632 --> 00:37:49.490


Where would you, where would you like to go first?00:37:52.938 --> 00:37:53.079


Do?00:37:53.079 --> 00:37:58.228


Should we just um?00:37:58.228 --> 00:38:06.740


Oh, is there anything you want your staff to work on?00:38:07.706 --> 00:38:09.048


Oh yeah, I forgot about those guys.00:38:09.048 --> 00:38:09.929


Should we send them in?00:38:14.157 --> 00:38:15.659


Yeah, what would you like to do?00:38:16.344 --> 00:38:22.358


Should we maybe swing by the woods, check on Callie and get the goblins?00:38:22.458 --> 00:38:22.659


over.00:38:22.659 --> 00:38:24.711


Oh is Callie with us Okay.00:38:25.465 --> 00:38:28.775


Should we maybe send the goblins over to Tresendermanor to have them start work?00:38:30.706 --> 00:38:31.811


That's probably not a bad idea.00:38:31.811 --> 00:38:38.637


I mean, now that you've laid claim to it, just make sure they're not wearing any red clothes Right?00:38:38.657 --> 00:38:43.606


no, red clothes All right, because we have we get to the woods they're trying on.00:38:43.606 --> 00:38:45.773


They have bolts of fabric, it's all red.00:38:45.773 --> 00:38:50.085


We just lost the entire staff Because they made their own uniforms.00:38:50.085 --> 00:38:51.552


We've all got uniforms.00:38:51.804 --> 00:38:54.253


We've also got two wolves, fluffy and Bitsy.00:38:54.253 --> 00:38:55.552


I forgot about Fluffy and Bitsy.00:38:55.552 --> 00:38:57.989


Fluffy and Bitsy.00:38:57.989 --> 00:39:02.436


Okay, so we have All right.00:39:02.436 --> 00:39:05.311


So let's head out to the woods where the goblins are.00:39:06.873 --> 00:39:09.139


Okay, fabulous, all right.00:39:10.585 --> 00:39:11.630


And then we're going to get out there.00:39:11.630 --> 00:39:15.315


So we've got Michael Creed, oscar Stanley, toby Nardog and Vincent.00:39:15.315 --> 00:39:17.347


I'm going to have a little chat-ski with my staff here, right on it.00:39:17.347 --> 00:39:20.581


I'm going to have a little chat ski with my staff here.00:39:20.601 --> 00:39:21.125


Right on, hey guys how's?00:39:21.125 --> 00:39:23.132


Everything going Great.00:39:23.132 --> 00:39:26.068


Been a little while, been a long while.00:39:26.068 --> 00:39:31.172


Sorry guys, there was a lot of work to do with the B&B, but I have great news.00:39:32.286 --> 00:39:33.210


Going to send you guys in.00:39:33.565 --> 00:39:34.831


I want you to get started on work.00:39:34.831 --> 00:39:36.478


We have cleared the place out.00:39:36.478 --> 00:39:37.985


There are no more bugbears.00:39:37.985 --> 00:39:39.429


There are no more redbrands.00:39:39.429 --> 00:39:42.132


If a redbrand shows up, direct them to.00:39:43.235 --> 00:39:45.579


Sarnak the Nothic, Don't tell them?00:39:45.619 --> 00:39:53.115


why Make sure they got their cape on Few notes for you guys Don't wear anything red or the Nothic is going to eat you.00:39:53.115 --> 00:40:05.266


When you get there you can ask for Droop, who is also a goblin, or Theo Pimble, who I hate, but he works for me.00:40:05.266 --> 00:40:05.807


For some reason.00:40:05.807 --> 00:40:10.818


He used to be a redbrand, now he seems okay but keep an eye on him.00:40:12.085 --> 00:40:12.204


Got it.00:40:12.204 --> 00:40:15.333


I want you to put Fluffy and Bitsy outside.00:40:16.797 --> 00:40:24.110


Okay, if a redbrand shows up, see if they can chase them off first, otherwise feed them to the no thick Got it.00:40:25.248 --> 00:40:26.514


So we're supposed to feed the no thick.00:40:28.271 --> 00:40:29.856


Yes, but only redbrands.00:40:31.628 --> 00:40:32.351


Only redbrands.00:40:32.652 --> 00:40:39.090


Yeah, or, if you can like, find something outside to feed it, just make sure he doesn't eat.00:40:39.090 --> 00:40:40.815


You Got it.00:40:41.235 --> 00:40:42.237


So we're not supposed to wear red, correct?00:40:42.237 --> 00:40:43.541


Find something outside to feed it, just make sure he doesn't eat.00:40:43.541 --> 00:40:43.762


You Got it.00:40:43.762 --> 00:40:44.744


So we're not supposed to wear red, correct?00:40:44.744 --> 00:40:47.849


Okay, so the one goblin starts taking off his underwear.00:40:47.849 --> 00:40:49.614


He's got little red goblin boxers on, aw.00:40:54.213 --> 00:40:55.117


Now he's Winnie the Pooh-ing it.00:40:55.117 --> 00:40:56.856


Can somebody get that guy some pants?00:40:56.856 --> 00:40:57.340


Who is that?00:40:58.907 --> 00:41:00.251


Our dog who's working on uniforms?00:41:04.550 --> 00:41:05.253


What are you guys?00:41:05.253 --> 00:41:06.516


Nardog, nardog.00:41:09.778 --> 00:41:10.485


Where are the uniforms?00:41:10.485 --> 00:41:13.057


Nardog is both wearing the uniforms and taking off his underwear.00:41:13.565 --> 00:41:16.192


No, no, Nardog is not the Vincent.00:41:16.192 --> 00:41:17.867


Vincent is taking off his underwear.00:41:17.887 --> 00:41:18.952


Oh, it's, vincent, Okay.00:41:19.125 --> 00:41:20.652


Vincent is taking off his underwear because it's Vincent.00:41:20.652 --> 00:41:21.760


Vincent is taking off his underwear Because it's red.00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:26.565


It's always Vincent Fucking Vincent.00:41:26.565 --> 00:41:29.284


Vincent's taking off his underwear.00:41:29.284 --> 00:41:32.144


Nardog is busy sewing.00:41:32.144 --> 00:41:37.711


He's had six months To sew uniforms, so he's got the uniforms.00:41:37.791 --> 00:41:40.717


Six months We've left them out there for six months.00:41:40.717 --> 00:41:41.603


We've left them out there for six months.00:41:42.485 --> 00:41:44.050


We've left them out there for six months.00:41:44.050 --> 00:41:46.396


They come back and there's a goblin city.00:41:48.925 --> 00:41:50.192


They've taken wives.00:41:50.192 --> 00:41:51.552


They're children.00:41:51.775 --> 00:42:03.657


Oh yeah, it's an encampment, so the goblins have been out there for not six months, but they've been out there for a while.00:42:03.657 --> 00:42:11.335


Nardog is the tailor, so Nardog has been sewing costumes, uniforms, okay.00:42:11.335 --> 00:42:20.498


So he quickly takes some measurements of Vincent and sews him up some pants.00:42:20.860 --> 00:42:25.679


Okay, so Vincent is wearing pants again, vincent is decent once again.00:42:25.679 --> 00:42:26.204


Okay.00:42:27.730 --> 00:42:28.070


All right.00:42:28.070 --> 00:42:28.934


So you guys are clear.00:42:28.934 --> 00:42:32.471


Head to the Bumble, bumble, b&b.00:42:33.052 --> 00:42:34.295


Yes, we got it.00:42:34.295 --> 00:42:34.916


We got it, chief.00:42:35.398 --> 00:42:42.137


Okay, I'm going to say that, oscar, you're in charge.00:42:42.137 --> 00:42:45.672


Make sure everybody gets their tasks.00:42:45.672 --> 00:42:47.436


Delegate.00:42:47.436 --> 00:42:49.570


I don't want you all working on the same thing.00:42:49.650 --> 00:42:50.655


Okay, what are our tasks?00:42:51.005 --> 00:42:52.492


Okay, so we need to clean.00:42:52.492 --> 00:42:54.510


There's a lot of blood in there right now.00:42:54.510 --> 00:42:58.793


Okay, we need to start repairing Kind of a mess.00:42:58.793 --> 00:43:04.507


Okay, you can put Theo Pimble on anything you want.00:43:04.507 --> 00:43:09.076


Hate that guy got it, and don't let anybody get eaten by the.00:43:09.076 --> 00:43:11.306


No, that who's not a bad guy got it.00:43:11.485 --> 00:43:13.108


Okay, okay, okay, okay.00:43:13.108 --> 00:43:14.972


I think I think I think I got that.00:43:14.972 --> 00:43:19.880


Okay, do your best, I'll try.00:43:23.030 --> 00:43:23.753


Okay, all right.00:43:23.753 --> 00:43:24.434


So Okay, all right.00:43:24.454 --> 00:43:39.414


So the, the, the, the hoard, not the hoard, but the, the, the, the, the, the fluffle of goblins seven goblins and two wolves the seven goblins, two wolves, all, all head down.00:43:39.414 --> 00:43:47.135


And the seven goblins, two wolves, all head down, and a no thick in a tree, fabulous, they all head down.00:43:47.135 --> 00:43:55.434


They come down into town, they head out the main road there toward Trescender Manor, aka the Bumble Bumble.00:43:56.045 --> 00:43:57.592


Yeah, it's not Trescender Manor anymore.00:43:59.106 --> 00:44:01.052


No, it is the future home of, is it?00:44:01.052 --> 00:44:06.206


Are we just calling it the bumble, bumble b&b now, I mean it is the bumble bumble okay, it's the bumble bumble b&b, I think.00:44:06.206 --> 00:44:09.853


So okay, okay, excellent, so they're, they're all headed that way.00:44:09.853 --> 00:44:13.686


Um, and they will, they will begin construction now.00:44:13.686 --> 00:44:14.789


They don't have.00:44:14.789 --> 00:44:17.492


I mean, how are they?00:44:17.492 --> 00:44:21.039


How are they getting supplies, I guess?00:44:21.059 --> 00:44:21.800


we're gonna have to.00:44:21.800 --> 00:44:30.088


I don't want to do this, but I feel like I have to make theo pimble like the foreman theo pimble will be the foreman.00:44:30.188 --> 00:44:34.958


Yeah, okay, so theo will hate that guy you want to give him.00:44:34.958 --> 00:44:36.931


Give him kind of a a sack of of money.00:44:36.931 --> 00:44:39.641


Yes, all right, hold on let me see what I've got.00:44:39.661 --> 00:44:40.083


A sack of money, yes.00:44:40.083 --> 00:44:40.445


All right, hold on.00:44:40.445 --> 00:44:42.012


Let me see what I've got in terms of money.00:44:45.286 --> 00:44:46.250


Bring the sack back.00:44:47.112 --> 00:44:49.353


All right, so I have a hacky sack.00:44:49.353 --> 00:44:55.893


All right, so I have a total of 78 gold pieces.00:44:55.893 --> 00:44:57.277


Okay, it's all inclusive.00:44:58.746 --> 00:44:59.389


You know what that means.00:45:10.804 --> 00:45:11.224


Yes, michael pieces.00:45:11.246 --> 00:45:12.146


okay, it's all inclusive, um you know what?00:45:12.166 --> 00:45:12.807


that means I mean yes michael.00:45:12.827 --> 00:45:15.530


Um, I'm gonna give him, I'm gonna give him 65 of them so that I have something on me.00:45:15.530 --> 00:45:21.378


65 gold, yeah, to get the supplies, yeah, cleaning supplies, yeah, paint lumber feed themselves food, etc.00:45:21.378 --> 00:45:23.240


So he's he's in charge of.00:45:23.240 --> 00:45:26.728


Theo pimble is the treasurer aka foreman.00:45:26.728 --> 00:45:34.025


Um, okay, so he's, he's got all them organized, okay, excellent all right, so we did that.00:45:35.429 --> 00:45:37.213


So now we need to figure out what we want to do next.00:45:37.213 --> 00:45:39.786


Do we want to go see agatha down the witch's road?00:45:39.786 --> 00:45:43.516


I mean, fable just perked up, so I feel like that's what we want to do next.00:45:43.536 --> 00:45:44.860


Do we want to go see Agatha down the witch's road?00:45:44.860 --> 00:45:46.565


I mean, fable just perked up, so I feel like that's what we should do next.00:45:49.192 --> 00:45:50.757


We are getting something, possibly from the witch's road.00:45:50.797 --> 00:45:52.023


She also might have information for us.00:45:52.023 --> 00:45:55.235


Yeah, that'd be good to have as we go to crack.00:45:56.106 --> 00:45:57.211


I think probably.00:45:57.211 --> 00:45:59.670


Yes, james is nodding.00:45:59.670 --> 00:46:00.335


Yeah, I think so.00:46:00.335 --> 00:46:01.139


Yes, james is nodding.00:46:01.139 --> 00:46:01.460


Yeah, I think so.00:46:01.460 --> 00:46:21.971


On this audio podcast now, we're all nodding yes, we'll put that in the transcript, nodding also, we've had this quest for like a long ass time and we just haven't done it yet yeah so let's go down down the witch's road.00:46:21.971 --> 00:46:26.349


Down the road, we're easing on.00:46:26.349 --> 00:46:26.831


Down the road.00:46:26.831 --> 00:46:28.135


Yes, down the road, the witch's road.00:46:28.704 --> 00:46:29.467


Ease on down.00:46:29.467 --> 00:46:31.411


Ease on down the road, Excellent.00:46:36.586 --> 00:46:41.615


Oh, don't worry, when we get there, I'm pretty sure Agatha's going to look exactly like Aubrey Plaza.00:46:46.746 --> 00:46:52.416


Okay, so that is going to be where you're going to head, to Agatha's lair.00:46:52.416 --> 00:46:59.777


So let's see, so you're going from Fandalen to and that's quite a distance.00:46:59.777 --> 00:47:07.949


Well, don't worry, we're dancing and singing 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60.00:47:07.949 --> 00:47:09.947


That's about 60 miles.00:47:09.947 --> 00:47:13.356


Oh wow, 60 miles away.00:47:14.806 --> 00:47:18.570


We're really easing on down the road 60 or 60?00:47:18.570 --> 00:47:20.070


, 60, 6-0.00:47:24.465 --> 00:47:26.909


And you only go about 24 miles per day.00:47:26.929 --> 00:47:29.994


So this is about like a three day, three day journey.00:47:30.594 --> 00:47:33.626


If you haven't I know, I know you just leveled up.00:47:33.626 --> 00:47:37.092


Make sure you've taken a long rest for your characters and everything.00:47:37.092 --> 00:47:39.777


Make sure you're full, full HP at this point.00:47:40.079 --> 00:47:44.556


Oh what could that possibly mean?00:47:46.885 --> 00:47:51.188


That means we're going to have a nice easy trip, no problems at all.00:47:52.733 --> 00:47:54.088


All right, so let's see.00:47:55.652 --> 00:47:56.596


Wait, where do I do that?00:47:59.025 --> 00:48:05.882


There should be a button button in the upper right that says long rest At the top, you know where you see her picture.00:48:06.847 --> 00:48:10.036


It's in that row Boom.00:48:12.824 --> 00:48:14.128


Nailed it, James Nailed it.00:48:15.932 --> 00:48:16.193


Okay.00:48:17.014 --> 00:48:17.677


All right.00:48:17.677 --> 00:48:20.833


So let's see On day one of your travels.00:48:20.833 --> 00:48:21.755


Let's see what happens.00:48:21.755 --> 00:48:25.713


Day one of your travels is uneventful, Yay.00:48:26.315 --> 00:48:27.927


Night falls, you take a hundred points of damage.00:48:27.927 --> 00:48:29.190


That's right.00:48:29.190 --> 00:48:31.317


Day breaks A hundred points more.00:48:32.045 --> 00:48:38.217


Let's see what happens on day two of your journey to Agatha's lair.00:48:38.217 --> 00:48:44.014


Another fun, uneventful day.00:48:44.014 --> 00:48:46.733


You are just easing down the road.00:48:46.905 --> 00:48:48.512


We're such great traveling companions.00:48:48.512 --> 00:48:50.467


We're having so much fun.00:48:51.449 --> 00:48:52.893


Moving right along, I was going to say.00:48:52.893 --> 00:48:57.068


I was going to say, oh, moving right along, but loose and fancy free.00:48:57.068 --> 00:49:02.818


Yes, exactly, easing down the road, moving right along, having a great time.00:49:03.684 --> 00:49:05.289


Violating copyright left and right.00:49:05.309 --> 00:49:11.648


Ooh, you, just you, you on day three.00:49:11.648 --> 00:49:13.793


Oh, that was me Sorry.00:49:14.496 --> 00:49:15.097


How dare you?00:49:16.547 --> 00:49:17.653


On day three.00:49:19.306 --> 00:49:20.030


What happens on day three.00:49:20.425 --> 00:49:22.251


Everybody give me a perception check.00:49:24.259 --> 00:49:30.070


Oh crap, I have Doctor who dice I'm going to give this one its first roll 19.00:49:30.090 --> 00:49:34.159


The inaugural roll 14.00:49:35.126 --> 00:49:36.568


Did you add any modifiers to that?00:49:37.751 --> 00:49:39.954


Yes, I added Hold on, excellent.00:49:39.954 --> 00:49:41.016


Do I have a perception?00:49:41.016 --> 00:49:47.692


Perception oh, 15 then 15, 14, 19.00:49:49.889 --> 00:49:51.735


So you're going down the Tribor Trail.00:49:53.306 --> 00:49:54.530


Arms linked skipping.00:49:54.731 --> 00:50:03.693


Yes, To your right are the mountains the Sword Mountains.00:50:03.693 --> 00:50:05.945


To your right are the mountains the sword mountains.00:50:05.945 --> 00:50:20.695


To your left is a forest the edge of your— I'll take swords for a thousand dollars, that's S-words To your left is the edge of Neverwinter Wood.00:50:20.695 --> 00:50:36.914


You hear some rustling in the trees and in the brush of the Neverwinter Wood you feel like you're being watched.00:50:38.585 --> 00:50:39.472


Anybody else feel like we're being watched?00:50:39.472 --> 00:50:40.864


Anybody else feel like we're being watched?00:50:40.864 --> 00:50:54.498


You made a yummy sound I mean I had a pudding and a biscuit today, so yay pudding and a biscuit.00:50:54.657 --> 00:51:02.833


That is sounds british, it does put the pudding on the biscuit, no taste the biscuit.00:51:02.833 --> 00:51:07.068


No Taste the biscuit, oh no.00:51:07.068 --> 00:51:20.286


So you hear, you hear rustling in the, in the brush and in the trees of of the Neverwinter wood, but as, as you go along, nothing, nothing happens, and oh.00:51:21.309 --> 00:51:23.527


Tempted to tell russell to get out of the tree and go home.00:51:23.527 --> 00:51:24.670


Yeah, I know seriously, russell.00:51:24.670 --> 00:51:26.436


What's the problem, dude, climbing trees?00:51:26.684 --> 00:51:29.027


russell, stop following us, russell.00:51:35.414 --> 00:51:37.336


Alright, so you get to.00:51:37.336 --> 00:51:44.452


You get to Coneyberry, which is where Agatha is.00:51:44.452 --> 00:51:50.351


The town of Coneyberry has been abandoned for years and lies in ruins.00:51:50.351 --> 00:51:59.990


The Tribor trail runs through the abandoned town, providing an easy landmark for locating the lair of the Banshee Agatha.00:51:59.990 --> 00:52:09.692


From the ruins of Coneyberry, an old trail leads northwest into Neverwinter Wood.00:52:09.692 --> 00:52:21.661


Yes, would you like to?00:52:21.661 --> 00:52:23.309


Would you like to head up that trail?00:52:28.996 --> 00:52:29.498


yeah, why not?00:52:29.498 --> 00:52:31.510


Let's do it, let's mix it up.00:52:31.590 --> 00:52:34.128


I think you do do we, let's trail mix it up?00:52:34.128 --> 00:52:34.731


I don't know.00:52:34.731 --> 00:52:36.750


If you tell me we do, then I don't know if we do.00:52:39.692 --> 00:52:46.492


I think we should follow the suspicious trail, see if there's some trail mix at the end.00:52:46.492 --> 00:52:48.007


Why do I feel like?00:52:48.047 --> 00:52:50.876


this is another situation that we're going to have to bail him out of.00:52:51.686 --> 00:52:59.494


No, that is when you magically conjure the spirit Spotify and you have your trail mix Spirit.00:52:59.737 --> 00:53:00.864


Spotify and you have your trail mix.00:53:01.505 --> 00:53:01.827


Which I cast.00:53:01.867 --> 00:53:02.550


Thaumaturgy.00:53:02.550 --> 00:53:08.025


Which, if it's Iquium, oh my god which?00:53:08.025 --> 00:53:11.996


If it's Iquium, it's just all Rick Astley.00:53:15.648 --> 00:53:17.523


Various versions of Rickrolling.00:53:17.885 --> 00:53:23.193


That's what the phantom sound is going to be in the background, that is that is how you destroy Agatha.00:53:25.505 --> 00:53:26.648


I guess they got Rick rolled.00:53:26.648 --> 00:53:31.235


What is?00:53:31.235 --> 00:53:32.038


What's the what's that?00:53:32.038 --> 00:53:32.878


What's the spell of?00:53:32.878 --> 00:53:37.190


Uh, it definitely has the sound and the sound in the ears.00:53:37.190 --> 00:53:40.380


Now there's like, uh, not told the dad, just a little's like a not toll the dead.00:53:40.380 --> 00:53:41.784


Dissonant whispers, dissonant whispers.00:53:42.547 --> 00:53:45.748


Oh, I have that still, I'm ready, I'm ready to use it, and it's always.00:53:45.748 --> 00:53:46.369


Rick Astley.00:53:47.313 --> 00:53:48.864


Absolutely so.00:53:48.864 --> 00:53:54.438


As you, as you go up this trail, the forest grows dark and still.00:53:55.065 --> 00:53:56.771


Is it nighttime or is it just getting dark?00:53:58.445 --> 00:54:06.230


Well, the trees are so thick and, ah yes, the trail winds deeper into the trees.00:54:06.349 --> 00:54:07.452


Some thick wood baby.00:54:07.452 --> 00:54:11.059


Oh sorry, oh oh.00:54:11.079 --> 00:54:15.693


Oh, into the woods, into the woods and out of the woods.00:54:15.693 --> 00:54:29.590


Heavy vines and thick layers of moss drape the branches and the air is noticeably colder than it was in the ruined village.00:54:32.036 --> 00:54:36.692


When we set up this table and Fable and I sat across from each other.00:54:36.692 --> 00:54:37.545


That was a bad plan.00:54:46.847 --> 00:54:48.050


Cahoots, always cahoots.00:54:48.050 --> 00:54:49.974


I hate that game.00:54:53.425 --> 00:55:02.132


After rounding a bend in the trail, you come upon a domed shelter made from the warped bowing branches of nearby trees.00:55:02.132 --> 00:55:06.213


A low doorway leads inside.00:55:09.248 --> 00:55:10.132


I knock on the door.00:55:14.146 --> 00:55:15.713


Guys, we've been walking for three days.00:55:17.126 --> 00:55:18.047


I'm knocking on the door.00:55:35.786 --> 00:55:36.903


Pause for dramatic effect.00:55:38.166 --> 00:55:41.835


I'm reading, bear with me.00:55:42.036 --> 00:55:42.317


I mean.00:55:42.726 --> 00:55:44.693


Is a bear with you what?00:55:46.925 --> 00:55:52.034


Agatha clearly chose the bear over the man, so Agatha chose the bear.00:56:01.259 --> 00:56:02.480


Oh, Fable's sick of our shit.00:56:02.480 --> 00:56:07.753


Yeah is that why you took the headphones off?00:56:07.753 --> 00:56:08.416


You want Excedrin.00:56:09.824 --> 00:56:12.750


It's because some of those jokes caused psychic damage.00:56:12.931 --> 00:56:14.253


I know Seriously.00:56:14.432 --> 00:56:16.817


Oh boy, is that a no to Excedrin?00:56:16.817 --> 00:56:18.980


I'm fine for now, okay, okay.00:56:20.865 --> 00:56:21.768


So you knock on the door.00:56:27.958 --> 00:56:28.438


Yes.00:56:34.065 --> 00:56:37.836


Door creaks open slowly.00:56:37.836 --> 00:56:43.474


There's just a crack now in the door.00:56:43.474 --> 00:56:53.233


You can see a little bit of light, pale light, flickering kind of in the background there and you hear foolish mortals.00:56:54.706 --> 00:56:55.791


What do you want here?00:56:55.791 --> 00:56:57.768


Do you not know?00:56:57.829 --> 00:57:18.726


it is death to seek me out what I'm going to uh, oh god, I'm going to cast thaumaturgy what does that one do again?00:57:18.726 --> 00:57:20.489


Yeah, it's going to.00:57:20.489 --> 00:57:44.664


Uh, basically, I'm going to create a phantom sound inside and it's going to be the sound of like little birds twittering and and like little happy music you're trying to cheer her up yes just something absurd next I do a little dance hi, honey, we're home.00:57:51.592 --> 00:57:53.454


So you're casting thaumaturgy.00:57:53.534 --> 00:57:54.454


I cast thaumaturgy.00:57:55.255 --> 00:57:56.135


And why are you doing that?00:57:59.501 --> 00:58:00.422


What are you doing?00:58:00.442 --> 00:58:00.702


with that.00:58:00.782 --> 00:58:35.777


I'm creating a phantom sound inside the house and I'm just playing like little birds chirping and little happy music, kind of accompanied rainbows and unicorns, something that's cheerful in this dark place.00:58:35.818 --> 00:58:38.266


You hear a very foolish man.00:58:38.266 --> 00:58:52.755


Yes loud scream from the banshee and the door shuts nice equilibrium and the door shuts, Nice Equium.00:58:52.755 --> 00:59:25.347


I think we have opens briefly again and you just see the glowing eyes of the banshee.00:59:30.275 --> 00:59:32.706


Hi, what is it you want?00:59:33.460 --> 00:59:35.507


Well, so Sister Cariel sent us.00:59:35.507 --> 00:59:38.264


She said we should talk to you.00:59:42.420 --> 00:59:46.090


I know that you seek many things.00:59:46.090 --> 00:59:51.949


Ask me one question and I will give you an answer.00:59:51.949 --> 00:59:53.512


Oh crap.00:59:54.802 --> 00:59:59.706


One question what's our one question?01:00:03.481 --> 01:00:03.621


Oh.01:00:14.454 --> 01:00:16.583


I don't know if I have this Fables deep in thought.01:00:16.583 --> 01:00:17.726


I wrote notes.01:00:18.289 --> 01:00:18.891


Okay, okay.01:00:21.266 --> 01:00:22.289


So one question.01:00:24.061 --> 01:00:25.307


One question.01:00:27.021 --> 01:00:29.009


Are you willing to trade for something valuable?01:00:34.800 --> 01:00:36.144


What is it you seek?01:00:38.610 --> 01:00:39.172


Great question.01:00:41.409 --> 01:00:44.427


Do we want information and if so, what information do we want?01:00:47.159 --> 01:00:55.153


Well, because in my notes it says I have a silver comb that she would probably like and I should trade with her.01:00:55.360 --> 01:00:58.528


Okay, but we don't know what we should be trading for.01:01:03.661 --> 01:01:06.148


But you have the quest to go and find the bench.01:01:06.581 --> 01:01:12.427


Yes, and I have this silver comb to trade with her, but we're wondering what we trade it for.01:01:13.641 --> 01:01:15.067


Ah, okay, okay, okay.01:01:16.900 --> 01:01:18.045


So what would you like to do with the comb?01:01:20.619 --> 01:01:21.623


I'd like you to hold your horses.01:01:24.088 --> 01:01:24.630


I can do that.01:01:24.630 --> 01:01:25.572


Thank you, horses being held.01:01:25.572 --> 01:01:25.793


Thank you.01:01:25.853 --> 01:01:26.876


I will give you a little bit of background.01:01:26.876 --> 01:01:27.478


So, sister Gary, I'll send you.01:01:27.478 --> 01:01:27.677


Thank you.01:01:27.677 --> 01:01:28.079


Horse is being held.01:01:28.079 --> 01:01:28.420


Thank you, I will.01:01:28.420 --> 01:01:29.744


I will give you a little bit of background.01:01:29.744 --> 01:01:31.885


So, sister Gary, I'll send you on this quest.01:01:31.885 --> 01:01:35.248


Yes, gave you the comb to trade for something.01:01:35.248 --> 01:01:35.581


She would.01:01:35.581 --> 01:01:39.929


Sister Gary, I wasn't clear as to what it was you were trading for.01:01:39.929 --> 01:01:49.847


However, because because the, the Banshee, will not just give you something for free.01:01:49.847 --> 01:02:01.889


Yeah, that's why I have the comb, right, exactly so, in order to to potentially get something from the Banshee, you probably have to give the Banshee something, hence the comb.01:02:01.889 --> 01:02:03.385


So what would you like to do?01:02:03.385 --> 01:02:10.318


Take out the comb, Perhaps?01:02:18.420 --> 01:02:19.001


Okay, so how do you do that?01:02:19.001 --> 01:02:23.947


So, oh, I apologize to the banshee and I was only trying to bring spring into her home and and I and I was.01:02:23.947 --> 01:02:30.907


I thought I was being respectful and apparently I was not, because you shut the door on us and it's obvious to me and I apologize.01:02:30.907 --> 01:02:42.027


We think we're looking for information, but we're not quite clear and they have something to trade you for information.01:02:42.027 --> 01:02:44.324


Would you consider that?01:02:51.561 --> 01:02:54.190


Take out the silver comb, but I'm not giving it to her.01:02:54.250 --> 01:02:56.126


yet you can just see the comb in my hand.01:02:56.760 --> 01:03:00.751


You see a flash of interest on Agatha's face.01:03:01.699 --> 01:03:14.619


The door creaks open slightly more when you bring out this comb slightly more when you bring out this comb, would you trade us for the information that Sister Ariel sought for this comb?01:03:14.619 --> 01:03:17.128


Would you be willing to trade information?01:03:21.503 --> 01:03:22.728


There's a long pause.01:03:22.728 --> 01:03:27.831


This creepy kind of ghastly hand reaches out.01:03:27.831 --> 01:03:32.851


This creepy kind of ghastly hand reaches out.01:03:32.851 --> 01:03:39.038


Give her the comb.01:03:39.038 --> 01:03:49.592


You put the comb in the hand, the hand comes back back through the door.01:03:52.347 --> 01:03:54.525


You seek the spellbook.01:03:56.981 --> 01:03:58.768


Sure, yeah, yeah, obviously.01:03:58.768 --> 01:04:01.027


What else did we seek?01:04:05.362 --> 01:04:09.128


I no longer have the spell book.01:04:09.128 --> 01:04:25.163


I traded it A dark necromancer named Sarnoff Smirnoff.01:04:25.684 --> 01:04:26.184


Smirnoff.01:04:27.369 --> 01:04:28.492


Sarnoff.01:04:34.226 --> 01:04:35.771


It's not Yakos.01:04:37.115 --> 01:04:49.708


No, no, I'm afraid not what is happening.01:04:51.619 --> 01:04:55.873


Sarenath lives in Eriabor.01:05:07.942 --> 01:05:09.206


I don't think you'll find that on the map.01:05:11.920 --> 01:05:13.246


Do we have to climb a beanstalk?01:05:17.380 --> 01:05:21.266


This was over a hundred years ago, oh good lord.01:05:23.019 --> 01:05:23.340


The hell.01:05:23.340 --> 01:05:25.429


You gave up that comb for nothing.01:05:25.429 --> 01:05:26.021


Don't mind me.01:05:26.021 --> 01:05:28.059


You gave up that comb for nothing.01:05:28.059 --> 01:05:35.581


Don't mind me, got anything else for us to?01:05:35.601 --> 01:05:38.527


go on.01:05:38.527 --> 01:05:42.492


I don't know what became of the book after that.01:05:44.681 --> 01:05:46.346


That was 100 years ago.01:05:46.405 --> 01:05:48.291


More than 100 years ago.01:05:52.820 --> 01:05:55.951


Was Van Dahlen Harry Moore.01:05:57.936 --> 01:05:58.498


Harry.01:05:58.518 --> 01:06:03.289


Moore, you have asked your one question.01:06:07.541 --> 01:06:27.192


People with the thumbs down don't shruggy us shruggy I wish I had minor illusion.01:06:27.672 --> 01:06:28.635


I'd leave a Yelp review.01:06:34.161 --> 01:06:35.706


Would not recommend Zero stars.01:06:35.746 --> 01:06:38.708


Zero out of ten Took my stuff gave me nothing.01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:41.684


Gave me useless information.01:06:43.327 --> 01:06:44.731


Really 100 years old.01:06:44.731 --> 01:06:46.387


Somebody's got to get with the times.01:06:48.465 --> 01:06:48.907


So what do you do?01:06:49.039 --> 01:06:54.059


I mean, I don't know.01:06:54.059 --> 01:06:56.023


Are you sure she's telling?01:06:56.043 --> 01:06:56.364


the truth.01:06:56.364 --> 01:06:58.050


Insight check.01:07:01.481 --> 01:07:02.364


You'd like to give an insight?01:07:02.364 --> 01:07:03.748


Check Okay.01:07:07.981 --> 01:07:09.487


That would be a 12.01:07:11.021 --> 01:07:15.927


Should we all try, yes, 18.01:07:15.947 --> 01:07:20.976


Oh 19.01:07:20.996 --> 01:07:21.096


Oh, oh.01:07:24.786 --> 01:07:29.306


You will leave Agatha to be entirely truthful.01:07:32.581 --> 01:07:34.327


Entirely truthful and entirely useless.01:07:34.400 --> 01:07:51.447


You find her to be entirely truthful and that the spell book that apparently Sister Gariel had been seeking out is no longer in Agatha's possession and was given to this necromancer, Serenath, an Eriabor.01:07:51.447 --> 01:07:54.289


So Serenath is T-S-E-R-N-O-T-H.01:07:54.920 --> 01:07:56.708


Oh, that's not how I spelled it.01:07:57.780 --> 01:08:07.153


T-S-E-R-N-O-H and Eriabor is I-R-I-R-I-A-E-B-O-R-M-O-U-S-E.01:08:07.153 --> 01:08:07.922


Can I do?01:08:08.063 --> 01:08:08.664


a history check.01:08:10.190 --> 01:08:12.527


What would you, what would you like to check with your history check?01:08:14.380 --> 01:08:38.148


I'm not so great at history, but I would check to see if I know where or it doesn't sound familiar to you, however, um, it is again.01:08:38.207 --> 01:08:40.399


she was truthful, so it's she what?01:08:40.399 --> 01:08:42.668


She wasn't making up the name of this town, but it is just not.01:08:42.668 --> 01:08:49.239


It's not as a town, city, village, whatever familiar to familiar to you and your travels you have.01:08:49.239 --> 01:08:50.404


You have not heard it before.01:08:52.921 --> 01:08:53.261


But what?01:08:53.283 --> 01:08:59.707


we do know is that, don't?01:08:59.747 --> 01:09:08.114


we know that Finn Dillon was find that out early on and Dillon had been kind of abandoned.01:09:08.135 --> 01:09:08.699


It was Abandoned.01:09:09.502 --> 01:09:11.442


It was a frontier outpost, it was.01:09:11.442 --> 01:09:17.590


Yeah, it was it's kind of a new outpost on an old place.01:09:17.609 --> 01:09:24.657


Okay, you don't know what it was prior to we don't know what it was.01:09:24.676 --> 01:09:25.260


We don't Right.01:09:25.500 --> 01:09:26.560


We just know that it was a new.01:09:26.560 --> 01:09:31.306


It's a new frontier town, right On an old.01:09:31.707 --> 01:09:38.154


Right, Got it Okay.01:09:38.154 --> 01:09:45.752


So now you've now you've got this information from From Agatha.01:09:47.621 --> 01:09:49.628


This useless information.01:09:52.159 --> 01:09:53.744


Well, someone was looking for this information.01:09:54.868 --> 01:09:56.685


Oh, so go back to sister Gary L.01:09:57.328 --> 01:10:04.864


Perhaps, perhaps you might want to go back to sister Gary L and relay the the seemingly useless information.01:10:06.789 --> 01:10:09.706


Okay, 60 miles.01:10:10.784 --> 01:10:11.798


Three days journey back.01:10:11.880 --> 01:10:14.128


I would walk 60 miles.01:10:14.128 --> 01:10:23.332


I would walk 60 more, just to be the man that knocks up on the banshee's door.01:10:25.661 --> 01:10:27.287


That's all I had to say.01:10:27.287 --> 01:10:28.341


That was very good, thank you.01:10:30.324 --> 01:10:38.389


You've got three days journey, very uneventful, back to the town of fandalen.01:10:38.389 --> 01:10:40.033


Okay, so what would you like to do?01:10:41.884 --> 01:10:48.289


well, we made it back to sister gary, ells quest so I guess we we're gonna knock on her door now.01:10:54.060 --> 01:10:54.845


Sorry, I jumped the gun.01:10:54.845 --> 01:11:03.016


You're almost in sync my bad A little different.01:11:03.016 --> 01:11:05.863


Is she not answering?01:11:06.386 --> 01:11:06.947


I'd knock again.01:11:07.047 --> 01:11:07.829


Yeah let's knock again.01:11:08.279 --> 01:11:10.323


All right, is she not answering, I'd knock again.01:11:10.403 --> 01:11:14.568


Yeah, let's knock again what the door opens?01:11:14.568 --> 01:11:15.689


And it's Sister Gariel.01:11:16.069 --> 01:11:18.292


Wow, oh my God, I know no way.01:11:19.253 --> 01:11:21.036


Yowza she says oh my goodness.01:11:26.654 --> 01:11:27.518


Where have you all been?01:11:27.518 --> 01:11:27.899


We've been busy.01:11:27.899 --> 01:11:29.082


Had to take over my B&B.01:11:29.082 --> 01:11:32.171


You're welcome to visit wonderful.01:11:32.291 --> 01:11:32.511


When?01:11:32.511 --> 01:11:33.320


When are you opening?01:11:34.042 --> 01:11:40.292


yeah, that's tbd I'll be sure to write it on a sign outside grand opening.01:11:41.134 --> 01:11:48.149


It might look like blood, but it's really just a red marker fabulous I I can't wait wait, what news do you bring me?01:11:53.462 --> 01:11:54.891


To Agatha's lair and we traded this.01:11:54.891 --> 01:12:04.328


Yes, and apparently she gave away the spell book Over 100 years ago To a dark necromancer.01:12:04.328 --> 01:12:16.905


Serenal and he lives in a town necromancer named Cyrano and he lives in a town called Kiribar.01:12:19.431 --> 01:12:19.832


Close enough.01:12:19.832 --> 01:12:31.380


So you've explained all this information to Sister Gariel, sister G, thank you, thank you.01:12:31.380 --> 01:12:34.750


Thank you so much for providing this information.01:12:34.750 --> 01:12:39.592


You have truly shown that you are a special individual.01:12:39.592 --> 01:12:44.926


You're quite welcome.01:12:44.926 --> 01:12:49.951


I am a member of what is known as the Harpers.01:12:53.042 --> 01:12:53.747


What's that?01:12:53.747 --> 01:12:57.244


Is Valerie still your president?01:12:57.244 --> 01:13:03.427


Oh, sorry, I gave myself psychic damage.01:13:03.427 --> 01:13:03.708


Oh.01:13:07.882 --> 01:13:09.908


Would you like to roll a history check?01:13:12.216 --> 01:13:12.456


I'll try.01:13:15.145 --> 01:13:17.752


That's just for Fable to know who Valerie Harper is.01:13:18.001 --> 01:13:19.086


Not Valerie the Harpers.01:13:19.086 --> 01:13:23.068


You got a 10?01:13:23.068 --> 01:13:25.838


Close enough I got a 14.01:13:25.838 --> 01:13:36.975


So the Harpers are spellcasters and spies who covertly oppose any abuse of power, magical or otherwise.01:13:36.975 --> 01:13:51.166


Working alone or in small cells, they gather information throughout Faerun, analyze the political dynamics in each region or realm and use what they uncover to help the weak, the poor and the oppressed.01:13:51.166 --> 01:13:57.029


From behind the scenes, harpers act openly only as a last resort.01:13:57.029 --> 01:14:11.055


I would like to invite you to become one of the Harpers and help us.01:14:11.055 --> 01:14:14.222


Are you willing?01:14:15.145 --> 01:14:15.466


Sure.01:14:18.231 --> 01:14:18.854


Wonderful.01:14:18.854 --> 01:14:26.073


You must not reveal this to anyone other than fellow Harpers.01:14:26.073 --> 01:14:26.493


What about us?01:14:26.515 --> 01:14:26.854


We're still here.01:14:26.854 --> 01:14:27.917


No, you're not hearing Harpers.01:14:27.917 --> 01:14:28.278


What about us?01:14:28.278 --> 01:14:28.859


We're still here.01:14:29.662 --> 01:14:30.966


No, you're not hearing this conversation.01:14:30.966 --> 01:14:38.024


What you don't hear this conversation?01:14:38.024 --> 01:14:40.150


Where am I?01:14:40.150 --> 01:14:42.306


You're standing far enough away that you can't hear.01:14:52.381 --> 01:14:53.264


How about me?01:14:54.106 --> 01:14:59.670


fine, you can hear, so anyway, you must not tell anyone.01:14:59.670 --> 01:15:08.386


The only way that people will know that you are part of this organization is if you wear this pin.01:15:10.030 --> 01:15:12.163


Ooh, there's an actual Harper's pin.01:15:12.163 --> 01:15:17.439


There's an actual pin I.01:15:18.966 --> 01:15:22.310


I can have her in like at least six months.01:15:22.310 --> 01:15:25.243


Did something happen?01:15:25.243 --> 01:15:26.708


What Nothing.01:15:26.729 --> 01:15:28.976


What For the last six months for us to not meet?01:15:28.976 --> 01:15:29.497


Yeah, did something happen?01:15:29.497 --> 01:15:29.779


What Nothing.01:15:29.779 --> 01:15:32.127


What it's for the last six months for us to not meet?01:15:32.266 --> 01:15:33.130


Yeah, did something happen.01:15:33.300 --> 01:15:34.283


I don't know what you're talking about.01:15:34.283 --> 01:15:35.247


What?01:15:39.140 --> 01:15:42.307


I'll just put it on or sit for now.01:15:43.409 --> 01:15:43.850


That's fine.01:15:43.850 --> 01:15:56.671


So so you are now a member of the Harpers, so just keep that in mind in case cause you may be called upon again to to assist To harp.01:15:56.671 --> 01:15:59.354


Yes, that's, that's what you do.01:15:59.354 --> 01:16:01.929


You have it's like a drum circle, but you all play harps.01:16:01.929 --> 01:16:03.403


It's like a harp circle.01:16:06.671 --> 01:16:20.462


Sounds really crunchy, getting all over here yes, off the rails.01:16:21.626 --> 01:16:22.648


By the way, a little harp trivia.01:16:22.648 --> 01:16:29.029


Ireland is the only country that has a harp on its flag or as a symbol Fascinating.01:16:33.809 --> 01:16:34.712


I did not know that.01:16:34.712 --> 01:16:35.274


Good to see now.01:16:35.274 --> 01:16:41.543


Now I feel like I'm so well educated now the more you know Fabulous.01:16:41.543 --> 01:16:42.345


So what would you like to?01:16:42.345 --> 01:16:47.470


So fantastic, so you provided the information to Sister Gariel.01:16:47.470 --> 01:16:48.979


She is very thankful for your help.01:16:48.979 --> 01:16:56.831


She has invited you to join the Harpers, so that is also very exciting.01:16:56.831 --> 01:17:01.110


What would you all like to do next?01:17:01.110 --> 01:17:04.565


Do you want to pause there?01:17:04.565 --> 01:17:07.467


Because I mean so where would you want to go back?01:17:07.467 --> 01:17:08.270


To the Stonehill Inn?01:17:12.701 --> 01:17:13.966


Are we just checking on?01:17:14.247 --> 01:17:14.547


you want to.01:17:14.547 --> 01:17:15.764


You want to talk to Sildar.01:17:16.867 --> 01:17:17.930


Yeah, let's talk to Sildar.01:17:21.103 --> 01:17:27.805


Maybe see what he has to say for himself, maybe he's gotten some gossip, the hot he's got the hot gas in in Fandale.01:17:30.180 --> 01:17:42.306


And since you've been gone, since you've been gone still there's got his finger on the pulse yeah, yeah, stonehill in his down looks like hot topic.01:17:42.988 --> 01:17:46.832


That's right, all right.01:17:46.832 --> 01:17:48.655


So you, you head into.01:17:48.655 --> 01:17:53.627


You head into the stonehill inn.01:17:53.627 --> 01:17:54.748


Sildar.01:17:54.748 --> 01:18:05.172


Sildar is sitting there at a table having a having a pint of of ale and um, what would you like to do?01:18:08.706 --> 01:18:08.945


um.01:18:08.966 --> 01:18:16.338


What would you like to do?01:18:17.904 --> 01:18:21.251


I'll sit down with him.01:18:21.251 --> 01:18:22.835


Sildar, it's good to see that you're up and around.01:18:22.835 --> 01:18:27.284


Equium, my friend, how are you?01:18:27.284 --> 01:18:29.627


How are you, my feeble, feeble-boned friend?01:18:29.627 --> 01:18:32.820


Really, you are you, my feeble, feeble, boned friend really you think you should call me feeble?01:18:32.820 --> 01:18:52.422


You still owe me money, wow god, sildar is mean yeah he says, he says it with all, all the love all the love of somebody's life was saved by us Too, true Too true.01:18:52.443 --> 01:18:53.725


Barely Sildar.01:18:53.725 --> 01:18:54.488


What, what do you?01:18:54.488 --> 01:18:55.970


What do you know, what do you hear?01:18:57.092 --> 01:18:57.453


Well, have you?01:18:57.453 --> 01:18:58.685


Have you found Gundren yet?01:18:59.480 --> 01:19:00.564


Have not found Gundren.01:19:00.564 --> 01:19:05.560


Uh, we just had a conversation with a Banshee, um, rather interesting.01:19:05.560 --> 01:19:13.011


Um, we've, we've dealt with some things, uh, dealt with some more red brands and that.01:19:13.011 --> 01:19:26.332


But, uh, wondering, since you've been here, what have you heard?01:19:26.774 --> 01:19:27.837


Have you heard any news of Gundert Cause?01:19:27.837 --> 01:19:45.965


I have not, well as as as some of the red brands were running out of town Oops, I heard them talking about the goblins and I overheard that perhaps.01:19:46.104 --> 01:19:49.476


Gundren might be at Cragmaw Castle.01:19:49.476 --> 01:19:56.373


Do you know?01:19:56.814 --> 01:19:57.695


what Cragmaw Castle?01:19:57.695 --> 01:19:58.979


Do you know what Cragmaw Castle is?01:19:58.979 --> 01:20:08.027


Cragmaw Castle, the ruins of Cragmaw Castle, are in the Neverwinterwood Just north of the Tribor Trail.01:20:08.027 --> 01:20:24.635


They're on the southern end of the Neverwinter Wood, but you might be able to find Gundren or more about Gundren and what's going on there.01:20:27.842 --> 01:20:31.284


I feel like that's the first useful piece of information we've gotten all day.01:20:31.284 --> 01:20:31.988


Thank you.01:20:33.420 --> 01:20:34.042


My Yelp review.01:20:34.042 --> 01:20:35.164


You'll get better than the Banshee.01:20:36.849 --> 01:20:39.154


Very kind of you, we're good.01:20:41.421 --> 01:20:43.725


Don't forget to knock off a point, because he owes you money.01:20:46.810 --> 01:20:47.934


Fair, that's fair.01:20:49.423 --> 01:20:50.407


Four and a half out of five.01:20:50.447 --> 01:20:51.149


Four and a half out of five.01:20:51.149 --> 01:20:54.228


Can you give half stars?01:20:54.228 --> 01:20:55.619


You can only give whole stars.01:20:55.801 --> 01:20:57.667


If you want to talk about it, I can take the full point off.01:20:57.667 --> 01:20:58.189


I don't care.01:20:59.743 --> 01:21:00.828


You should take a full point off.01:21:00.828 --> 01:21:03.166


Money's important these days.01:21:03.166 --> 01:21:10.310


If he owes you money, the least he can do is pay you back.01:21:10.310 --> 01:21:32.533


Alright, so for next time we will head to Kragmaw Castle it won't be in six months either it will not be in six months, no, but we will go to Kragmaw Castle in the ever long search for Gundren Rockseeker or information on Gundren.01:21:34.001 --> 01:21:35.386


Seeking Gundren Rockseeker.01:21:35.600 --> 01:21:36.261


Seeking Gundren.01:21:36.261 --> 01:21:41.974


Rockseeker will be the name of next time's episode, Actually yeah, thaumaturgy.01:21:42.079 --> 01:21:46.148


Maybe I should get a boom box and just stand outside of Cragmaw Castle.01:21:46.909 --> 01:21:47.992


Gundren.01:21:48.894 --> 01:21:53.970


Absolutely In your eyes the light that oh, no wait, not us.01:21:54.331 --> 01:21:56.905


Oh good, More copyright infringement.01:21:59.563 --> 01:22:02.251


So you and Lloyd Dobler, how did that happen?01:22:02.251 --> 01:22:06.966


So you and Gunter and Rockseeker, how did that happen?01:22:06.966 --> 01:22:17.967


Anyway, all right, thank you all for enduring this adventure.01:22:17.967 --> 01:22:22.614


We're sorry, huh, we're sorry, don't be sorry.01:22:22.614 --> 01:22:23.095


That was fun.01:22:23.095 --> 01:22:33.390


So, to recap, we did a recap, we leveled up your characters and then we got to.01:22:33.390 --> 01:22:39.614


We at least got to find the Banshee with with relatively useless information as far as we were concerned.01:22:39.614 --> 01:22:40.979


But Sister Gariel seemed happy.01:22:40.979 --> 01:22:43.548


So, um, so that was nice.01:22:43.548 --> 01:22:57.230


Um hung out at the, the Stonehill Inn, reconnected with Sildar, and he provided some additional information on where to hopefully find Gundren at the Cragmaw Castle.01:22:57.652 --> 01:22:58.713


And Dal is a Harper.01:22:59.161 --> 01:23:00.386


And Dal is a Harper.01:23:00.386 --> 01:23:02.787


How exciting is that?01:23:02.787 --> 01:23:05.050


I'm currently editing.01:23:05.050 --> 01:23:07.743


Are you drawing the pen?01:23:07.743 --> 01:23:11.230


Yeah, nice, let's see.01:23:11.230 --> 01:23:12.372


Let's take a look, I'm.01:23:12.372 --> 01:23:15.007


I'm taking it off the internet, so it's not really drawing.01:23:15.007 --> 01:23:15.510


Well, let's see.01:23:15.510 --> 01:23:17.543


I want to see what you find.01:23:17.984 --> 01:23:21.712


Oh cool, ooh wow.01:23:23.980 --> 01:23:26.106


I don't know where it's going yet Got it.01:23:26.106 --> 01:23:28.704


That's pretty cool I have a question.01:23:28.704 --> 01:23:29.146


Yes.01:23:29.961 --> 01:23:37.172


Now that you're a Harper technically, can you change your name a little bit and be Dallery Harper?01:23:37.673 --> 01:23:40.925


Oh my, God, I don't understand it.01:23:40.925 --> 01:23:41.648


I'm going to say no.01:23:43.020 --> 01:23:45.109


There's an actress named Valerie Harper.01:23:46.622 --> 01:23:48.269


That's the whole bit, the whole joke.01:23:50.079 --> 01:23:51.427


Dallery Harper, dallery Harper, I'm actress named valerie harper.01:23:51.427 --> 01:23:52.292


That's, that's, that's the whole bit.01:23:52.314 --> 01:23:52.997


the whole joke, dalory harper.01:23:53.018 --> 01:24:06.268


Oh my god, that's amazing, it's probably better that you don't know, because that way it's not as painful right man, valerie harper, died in 2019 rip spoilers it's beeners.01:24:06.268 --> 01:24:09.274


It's been five years.01:24:10.622 --> 01:24:15.453


It's been five years since Valerie died, wow.01:24:15.474 --> 01:24:22.966


Wow, too soon, too soon, wow, she'll get a chain of Rota Rota.01:24:34.832 --> 01:24:34.971


Right.01:24:34.971 --> 01:24:36.407


Wasn't Valerie Harper Rota?01:24:36.407 --> 01:24:37.050


Was she Rota?01:24:37.050 --> 01:24:38.859


I think she was, I don't remember.01:24:39.682 --> 01:24:40.626


Rota Morgenstern.01:24:40.626 --> 01:24:42.618


Yeah, because she was on Mary Tyler Moore, right?01:24:42.618 --> 01:24:43.925


Yes, rota Morgenstern.01:24:44.261 --> 01:24:44.925


Oh, my goodness.01:24:44.925 --> 01:24:50.527


Okay, on that note, thank you everybody for for enduring this episode.01:24:50.527 --> 01:24:52.326


Take a long rest.01:24:52.326 --> 01:24:56.386


You're going to need it for the next episode.01:24:56.386 --> 01:24:58.811


Hang in there, we will.01:24:58.811 --> 01:25:00.163


We will see you soon.01:25:00.163 --> 01:25:00.987


Thank you so much.01:25:00.987 --> 01:25:11.146


Bye, bye, thank you.