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All right, Welcome back to another episode of Legends, Loot and Lore.
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What Don't give me that look.
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What was that?
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I don't know.
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Okay, Legends, Loot and Lore.
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Yes, that's what you usually say Legends Loot and Lore.
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That's what you usually say Legends, loot and lore.
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Thank you, thank you, sir.
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Can you also say this is CNN, this is CNN.
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I am your father.
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Excellent.
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If I had a fan, I'd do the Tommy Boy thing.
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Oh, I know, I know.
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Luke fan, I do the tommy boy thing.
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oh, I know luke while you're sitting there, being not slim, oh my god I just I just die with a deer in the car, just every single time it's just so yes and and part of it is because my, my dad, had a deer's head and and when we were kids, the dog freaked out because we took it out of a box and he freaked out and was like oh, wow looking at the thing.
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So of course, my sister and I had to chase the dog, of course.
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Well, of course, and later on, the dog chewed the dog, of course.
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Well, of course.
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And later on the dog chewed the nose off the stuff.
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Oh, my God Wow.
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He got his vengeance.
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I apparently yeah, All right, so we are.
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We are back with with the crew to play some more Phandelver and below the shattered obelisk.
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Very exciting when last we met our intrepid crew, you were in the crypt.
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You were in the crypt with the sarcophagi and sarcophagals.
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I'm sorry, I love that.
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Can I quickly read my notes?
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from last session.
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Oh, please do.
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Here's what I opened my notebook to Glass Staff.
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Master of the Arcane Arts.
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Okay, yes, bugbears, nair, the Guardian Swirly Wow.
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This is going to be an adventure, so you.
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So it's when those things kick in that it really becomes fun, because you're like oh yeah, like oh that, because I have pages of notes like that.
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Exactly.
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So I totally I don't know, we haven't played this in a month.
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I approve of your notes, thank you.
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I'm supportive of your notes.
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I think it's been more than a month, right.
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Yeah, I think so.
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It's been over a month, so you entered the underground of the former Trescender Manor.
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I'm surprised Xanros hasn't put the sign out front future home of the Bemble Bumble B&B yet.
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How did it time?
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Maybe soon I'll get there.
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So you came into the basement, there was the whole interaction with the cistern, the, the completely benign cistern that caused so much, so much trouble.
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Um zanros, I believe, intimidated several red brands into leaving and and iquium decided to take an attack of an opportunity attack on them, and then they decided to well, fight back.
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So that was genius, um thank you, you.
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You then went into the hallway and had your, your misadventures there, and you.
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With Theo.
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Theo Pimble.
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I keep forgetting Theo Pimble's name.
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Theo Pimble was with you.
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He saved you from falling into the trap.
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You got into the crypt.
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You saw the name Trescender.
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It means something to Xanros.
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However, xanros is not quite sure what that meaning is yet.
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It pinged something in her brain, but not quite sure yet.
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So you opened up.
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You got the potions, the potions of healing.
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What else did you?
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There was that there was something else in the one crypt.
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Yes, your little, tiny potions of healing.
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Those are awesome, so cool.
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And I don't know where they are, because they have been moved quite sadly.
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So let's see.
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So you're in the crypt.
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Oh, the jeweled gold bracelet.
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Yes, worth 140 gold pieces.
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Yes, so you've got that as well.
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That was also in my notes.
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Yes, so you've got that as well.
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That was also in my notes.
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Yes, under Nair and Swirly's.
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Yes.
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So anybody have any questions or any other recollections, or would you like to yes?
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I have a question because I think I asked this the last time.
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Did I not answer it last time?
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I don't know, but initially.
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James hasn't listened to the episodes.
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That's right, I forgot.
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Yes, ask away.
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I am happy to refresh your memory or make something new up.
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I'm just behind.
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That's all.
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Refresh your memory or make something new up.
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I'm just behind, that's all.
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There's a difference between being a little behind and a big ass.
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Wow, oh, a2 fable.
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Wow, ouch, this is a bad time to mention I also haven't.
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You're all good, You're being very supportive of me and I love you for it.
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Thank you.
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We're all here.
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This is a safe space.
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This is a very safe space, except for me.
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Yeah, not for James, no, not for James Except for me.
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So what was your question, James?
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for me.
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So what was your question?
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james, my question was am I able to take callie with us?
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As a matter of fact?
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You are okay, so would you like to?
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Would you like to summon?
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Yes, or do you want to go?
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All right?
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well, well, that was.
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My next question was can I telepathically call her?
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So this gets to be a little tricky.
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So you don't have the ability to speak telepathically.
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It's not a skill.
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You have teleathy, so right, or do you?
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Maybe I'm am?
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I am I misreading your character sheet?
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Forgive?
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forgive me for awakened mind, you can telepathically speak to any creature.
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Oh, I have to be able to see it within 30 feet got it so that answers that question so.
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So, so that the the short answer is yes, you can go get callie, okay.
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However, remember, between you and callie are about six skeletons in a hallway that you locked in that hallway.
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But I have a red cloak oh, that is true, I forgot.
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But Callie, well, I don't want to.
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I was going to say but what does Callie, would they care?
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I was going to say you could steal the one off of Theo Pimble and or, remember, remember back in that other, remember, in the room off to the cistern.
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Remember there were other cloaks there as well, so you could grab a cloak if you wanted to and put it on Callie.
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Well, let's see if that works.
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Okay.
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Okay, so I will make my way back through that hallway over the pit of spikes.
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It wasn't even a pit of spikes, it was just a hole in the floor.
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Oh, it was just a hole in the floor.
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It was just a hole in the floor.
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Oh, I thought it was like the whole floor.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I just pictured this chasm of spikes.
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No, it was literally like a hole in the floor.
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You'd get like two bludgeoning damage if you fell in there.
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Oh, you're much kinder than I am.
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It was nothing.
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I know you guys are level two at this point.
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I'm not going to, and there goes the whole party, and there's the whole party.
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Welcome to Legends, loot and TPK.
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That's right, all right, so you're going to go back out.
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Yeah, bring Callie.
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Yes.
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With you.
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Okay.
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And.
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I'm going to give her a little red blankie to to to wrap around her like a little cape.
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Little red, little red riding hood.
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Yes.
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Exactly.
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Hey, little red riding hood, what big teeth you got there.
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oh sorry this was to a really weird place, just saying not the first time no, but it's early it is alright.
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So you are now in the crypt.
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The skeletons didn't bother.
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Didn't bother either one of you, and where what?
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was that.
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It was.
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Oh, okay, okay, yes, catherine.
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Nothing.
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Oh, I thought you had something to say no, I'm just being weird.
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Okay, so you can.
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So you're in the crypt.
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To the north of the crypt, in the northwest corner of the crypt, is a door In the northeast.
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On the eastern wall, on the northern side is another door.
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Yes, James.
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I have a question as far as the orientation of our new lovely poster-sized map that you have given us.
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Is that north, if you notice the big compass on the map.
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Wow, wow, wow Served again.
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Okay, in James' defense.
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Let me draw your attention to the giant compass on the map.
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No, no, my.
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What do you call this?
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Your dice tray.
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Yeah, my dice tray was on top of the compass when.
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James was looking Well.
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I say that's fair.
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It's not James' fault, it's your fault, it's my fault.
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Stop making fun of James.
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I am vindicated.
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Just for now.
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That's fine, just for now.
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It's always the spellcaster that's the target.
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So you are the weakest link.
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You are the weakest link.
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Goodbye, goodbye.
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So where, which door would you like to go through?
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I will defer to Xan Rosendale, because you know I might Leroy Jenkins the whole thing.
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So in what order?
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So let me do this, do a Zanros.
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Yes.
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I'm sorry.
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Yes, oh, I'm sorry.
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Yes, there we go, zanros.
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Give me sorry.
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Yes, there we go, xanros.
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Yeah, give me a perception.
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Check.
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Poor Dao.
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Dao is in the dank dungeon that is the basement of the Tresenderman.
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Dao has caught cold 15.
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15 no no, no, no, you're good, um, so in the, in that far, but behind that far northeast, northern eastern door you you can hear some voices.
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Far northeast, northern eastern door, you can hear some voices.
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You can't determine how many voices.
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There are multiple voices.
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There is a conversation being had, but that is all that you can determine.
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Okay.
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Do we feel like killing stuff that?
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was.
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I think that was a double yes.
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How much how are your um your hit points, um?
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You know what are you seven you have seven left.
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Yeah, I have nine seven out of twelve and you got nine out of twelve, nine out of twelve.
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Okay, I don't know how the hell james is dick.
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We've hadweave has 21 hit points 21 hit points.
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Well, because they didn't go after him.
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No, no, but he's a maximum User.
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Spellcasters are pretty squishy.
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Yeah, he takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
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I know Well he is Mr Glass.
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And Callie has 28 out of 37.
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Okay.
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Although I don't know that I ever reset hers, or if we give you that.
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We can assume she's got how many 28 out of 37.
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You can assume that Callie has many 28 out of 37.
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You can assume that Callie has taken a short rest at this point and that's probably back to full health.
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Sounds fun.
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I said that sounds fun, right, okay, I said that sounds about right.
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Okay, so I assume we're going through that door.
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Yes, alright, should we put Equium in front, since he's got so many hit points, and now for another episode of front, since he's got so many hit?
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points.
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And now for another episode of the wizard meat shield.
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Yes, For months, the red brands have been capturing travelers in the area and holding them until they can be ransomed.
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This long room is partitioned into three areas.
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Holding them until they can be ransomed Could be friends.
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This long room is partitioned into three areas, with iron bars walling off the north and the south.
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Filthy straw lines the floors of those cells, the hinged doors of which are secured by chains and padlocks.
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A pair of human women are held in the cell to the south, while a human boy is confined to the north.
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Three red brands stand guard.
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They have been taunting.
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What you've been hearing is them taunting the hapless prisoners.